Sunday, January 29, 2012

GIRL-The Second Coming -Kevin J. Taylor


There are lots of ways to enjoy a lollipop.

I've been reading on a few forums that lots of people think I've stopped drawing and doing comics. Someone even sent me a message when they found my page on Deviant Art and wrote they thought I was dead. One day, sure, but I'm still working on the final GIRL book. Unfortunately, little things get in the way, like having to do other things to earn a living. The crappy economy over the last few years has spared no one.

I'm much further along with the book than the above page, which is page 18. I recently posted another page on my facebook page which shows the painting process. I'm hoping to have this book done soon so I can go on to other projects. There's still a lot to be done.

I ain't dead yet.

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Sunday, January 22, 2012

She can do WHAT?


It's incredible how some people latch onto a trend or a phrase without thinking about how stupid it is. Sort of like women who shave their eyebrows, then draw them back on. That wasn't a good idea in the 1930's and it still isn't.

The phrase I keep hearing has been around for a few years now, and it's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. "She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose". Now, I'm sure a guy made this up and I'm assuming it's meant to describe a girl's passion for fellatio-okay, cock sucking. And I'm also assuming it's meant to turn a guy on, because, sadly, I've heard women say this about themselves, without even thinking about how stupid it is. But that's how trends are.

When I hear this phrase, am I supposed to image my dingus as the garden hose? And am I then supposed to imagine my testicles being sucked through my dick? And then what: the girl leaves and I'm left sitting there with my balls hanging out of the head of my dick? What the fuck good is that? It's a phrase that should strike a man with fear and keep him from any girl with that kind of reputation. I guess if you want it to sound a little less painful, maybe it should be "She can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, then blow it back through." Actually, it sounds painful both ways. What's also screwed up is that I know there are guys who would pay for that. Like those idiots who pay women to kick them in the balls. Sick bastards. They should know that a guy doesn't have to pay a woman for that.

"She can lick the chrome off the side of a trailer." Again, the girl leaves and I'm supposed to be left laying there with a skinless dick? Oh, yeah, I'm getting turned on just thinking about it. That's the kind of thing that happens if you get syphillis-skin just falls off your jammy. Some trends are good-like eating regularly and drinking lots of water. But most of them are just stupid and if a girl ever said either of those phrases to me, I'm heading for the hills. We should keep certain phrases alive, the ones that makes sense. Like a phrase from the great Yogi Berra who said "You can observe a lot just by watching". Pure genius.

Last one: "It's always in the last place you look". Uh, why would you keep looking after you've found it? DERRR!

Happy New Year, folks. Let's spend this year thinking of smart things to say.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Queen of Opala


This is one of three pieces I did for the new Queen of Opala game. I had never heard of this game before the creator contacted me, but I've spoken to some gamers and, apparently, it's really huge. So, if you play the game, you'll see some Taylor originals there. It looks like winning would be fun.

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Friday, December 16, 2011

Today's "Artist"


Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)01:50 No.1082449 [Reply]

What programs is it possible to do Bob Ross type paintings in?

Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)01:54 No.1082450

Real life

Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)02:47 No.1082466

>>1082450

How much does this program cost?

Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)02:52 No.1082468

>>1082466
room and board, food, art supplies will be somewhere around 7 hundo a month at the very least.

Anonymous
12/15/11(Thu)02:58 No.1082473

>>1082468

Thank you :) I'll go ahead and give Futureshop a call and ask if they have any available disks of Real Life in stock.

Anonymous 12/15/11(Thu)03:53 No.1082505

>>1082473
Hardly an artist today can paint better than the people on the Neolitithic. And they didn't have any resource other than looking at real life. Now, quit bitching.


The above conversation was part of an art thread that I like to check out, and, while most of the people there do actual drawing with real art materials, at least 75% of the thread is devoted to people looking for digital programs to make "being an artist" easier.

I'm a traditional artist, meaning I get off on feeling an image being formed off the end of a brush, the sound of a pencil dragging along the illustration board forming the genesis of what will eventually be a painting. And there will be mistakes along the way, like with any painting. But what makes the artist is how well he can correct those mistakes to get the painting he wants. Instead of hitting an "undo" button, I've actually had to train myself to correct mistakes. Through lots of trial and error, I've gotten better, and I'll keep getting better.

Some digital art I like, some I don't and it all depends on the skill level of the artist. I can always tell when a digital artist is someone who can actually draw and paint with raw materials, and one who learned his art by clicking and typing. I can especially tell the difference from an artist who really learned how to draw and study anatomy, and one who just uses the characters he bought in a program.

I saw an interview with Prince last year and the interviewer asked him why he declined to let Guitar Hero use any of his music. He said Guitar Hero may be fun, but he thought it was more important for kids to actually learn how to play the guitar. It's a frustrating instrument, but once you learn it you'll be happy.

Although Guitar Hero is just for fun, Prince's comment is something I understand. As for digital painting, in my opinion, if you learn how to draw with raw art materials, learn anatomy and how to paint light and shadow, it'll make you a better artist period. My brother is a writer and we share stories on meeting people who are looking for the best shortcut to being a writer or artist. and I always read in art threads people looking for ways to get better faster. I wish I could say it's easy and develop a magical way to become a great artist overnight, but it just doesn't exist. (I'd like to invent one of those Bugs Bunny paint brushes where, with a few swipes on a blank wall, he creates an entire countryside, with a train tunnel. I'd be rich!)

The conversation at the top is particularly pathetic. Bob Ross is one of the greatest art teachers of all time. I always watched his show and still use a lot of his techniques in my own paintings. His shows are each a half hour and, in that half hour, he shows you how to do a complete painting-even if you've never painted before. I once dated a girl who always wanted to paint. She'd never even held a paint brush. One Christmas I bought her a Bob Ross paint kit, with two videos, and, when she showed me her first painting, I didn't believe she'd never painted before. And she did it in thirty minutes.

I'll eventually venture into digital art, but I'm still too proud of the skills I've aquired on my own. There's no program you can buy on what I know. But, again, in my opinion, if you can't devote thirty minutes to learn the techniques of Bob Ross, that's really sad. But, I guess that's how today's so-called "artists" do things.

Monday, October 31, 2011

GIRL-Crusader 2


Girl's found the perfect costume for trick or treat. And she just may foil a few crimes in the process.

This week on Ebay.

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Thursday, October 27, 2011

GIRL-Crusader


Another painting of GIRL trying on the costume of another character. Just in time for Halloween!


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Monday, October 17, 2011

Megan: FOXX


Re-listing this piece (no offense, Megs) on Ebay. She's fun to paint, so, I'll probably do her again. (no offense, Megs.)

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